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A fine work of fiction by BlackJill A fine work of fiction by BlackJill
Because someone told me I couldn't, so I did.

Also, you have to admit, it's the best trolling that's still trolling even now.



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:icondzarkan:
Dzarkan Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
Lol, either he was trolling or this scenario:

He gets super stoned and is like

"IMMA WRITE A BOOK!"
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:iconerebusred:
ErebusRed Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
:officechair:  That is some funny shit!
 
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:iconaclockworkkitten:
AClockworkKitten Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Wrong.  It was a lot of trolls.
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:iconnikutsuki:
nikutsuki Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
So true...
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:iconearthen-arts:
Earthen-Arts Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i love it!
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:iconinfernalone666:
InfernalOne666 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hey, this is pretty damn good.  I'm keeping this one.
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:icondyingmarshmallows:
DyingMarshmallows Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
I can't wait to die just to see what happens. It'll probably be like all black. I'd prefer reincarnation then going to a city in the clouds though.
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:iconjuniperleaf:
JuniperLeaf Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Blasphemy has never been funnier than this.
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:iconmyakki:
Myakki Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Student Artist
aaahahahaha. this is so genius :''DDDD
:lmao:
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:icongodzillakrueger:
GodzillaKrueger Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I laughed so damn hard from this.:D
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:iconzinnyzanny:
zinnyzanny Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
Dear BlackJill. I love you.
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:iconpaulthored:
Paulthored Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
Fail.
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:icontheguiltyconscience:
TheGuiltyConscience Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Love your stamps so much *-*
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:iconandytheb-artist:
AndytheB-Artist Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Hobbyist
One of two things happened with the Bible. Either the writers thought that the things they were writing were real or they wanted to use these writings to control people. Either way, it's wrong.
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:iconebolabears:
EbolaBears Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012
Half the bible is ripped off from previous cultures.
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:iconnaruonic:
Naruonic Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student Artist
What ... BIBLE is not a newspaper :XD:.
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:iconebolabears:
EbolaBears Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
no, it's a collection mythological stories
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:iconnaruonic:
Naruonic Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student Artist
So ...
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:iconask-war:
Ask-War Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Professional Artist
I think it's more than half personally.
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:iconebolabears:
EbolaBears Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
I never researched it that thoroughly.
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:icongodendag:
Godendag Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
King of the trolls was King Constantine of Constantinople, who combined the different Christian stories/plagiarizes into one book when the separate Christian cults grew pass his own supporters numbers.

"Hmm.. there's a lot of those little weirdos now. Now how to get them to follow me instead of fighting me, I got it! I'm one of you, I follow the Christ, but I'm still better than you, I combined all the important words into one book making me the 13th Apostle of Christ not Matthias!" :icontrollfaceplz:
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:iconbeastlybeats:
BeastlyBeats Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I definately dispute that. In all sense it really seems as though the original bible was constructed to spread what was considered good morales and righteousness back then, regardless of the fact that compared to morales nowadays it's just a load of shit. (Ignoring the fact humanity has been corrupting and twisting it for thousands of years.)
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner May 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i don't know, i'd say all the people afterward who edited it were pretty trollish <-- (if that is even a word) XD
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:iconlukwarm:
Lukwarm Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Student General Artist
:clap:
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:iconberserkeroo:
Berserkeroo Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
You are so wrong for this. XD
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:iconcitrineg:
CitrineG Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lol TOTALLY. JESUS! YOU ARE KING! ALL HAIL JESUS, KING OF TROLLS!
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:iconthe-forgotten-writer:
Well, he DID piss a lot of people off.

"STOP TURNING THE WATER INTO WINE I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHOWER!"
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:iconcitrineg:
CitrineG Featured By Owner May 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lolz yup.
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:iconibleda:
Ibleda Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Finally!
It always pisses me off when ppl treat it as if christian is everything = =.
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So true.
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:iconhermione-3000:
Hermione-3000 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
so true :)
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:icongoodboy95:
goodboy95 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Student Writer
I'm a Christian, and I find this hilarious! :D
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:iconsotkettu:
Sotkettu Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Bible is a collection of books and the books have really many writers. There is plenty of different versions of the Bible (that include different books) so is all of the persons that write the books of Bible trolls or is the person that collected the books for the first version of Bible a troll?
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:iconvesner:
vesner Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
You wanted to be edgy and you came out stupid because of lack of knowing any better what the hell is a bible in the first place.

There was no guy who wrote the bible. If there was, he'd be one of the most evil masterminds in the history of earth. Sadly it wasn't. I have no-one to tip my hat to.
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:iconfireflyexposed:
FireFlyExposed Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Whoever came up with the first anti bible phrase beat that king ... 5000+ yrs (or however long ago the first book was written) and counting

Oh and don't forget the follower trolls ... anti and pro
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:iconmazakan:
Mazakan Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
2012 years of flame-war and counting.
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:iconthe-badass-one:
The-Badass-One Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012   Digital Artist
I aspire to be like the troll who wrote the bible. c':
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:iconsuperkhrys:
superkhrys Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love the borders of your recent stamps. :D

They're all... lacy. :D
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:iconlolly:
lolly Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
I gotta say I fully agree. :laughing:
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:iconantleraptor:
Antleraptor Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
Indeed, it's true.

Wanna know who else seems like a pretty damn decent troll?

Juliette Lowe, founder of Girl Scouts.
Founded girl scouts for equality because girls can do what boys can do.
Raises girls into the typical girly stereotype with arts and crafts, make up, etc. badges when they boys are still learning survival skills.
But getting badges for it makes it okay.

Believe it or not, both the bible thing and the juliette lowe (idfk if i spelled her name right) things were discussions in one of my classes, lmao.
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MERRIKandTHEGRUETOK Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
I think it's more whoever put those separate books together into The Bible. Who the fuck decided to put the book of Leviticus with all those other fucking passages. Lulul.
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:iconblackjill:
BlackJill Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
V: Maybe I should reword it to "Whomever invented God" or some such.
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:iconmerrikandthegruetok:
MERRIKandTHEGRUETOK Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
You mean this guy [link]
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:iconblackjill:
BlackJill Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL :lol:
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:iconstalkerofchernobyl:
StalkerofChernobyl Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
It was multiple people over periods of time.
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:iconstella-akahoshi:
Stella-Akahoshi Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I praise you for this. *favs*
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